Define Woman
"Fine"
This
is a word a woman uses at the end of any
argument, when they feel they are right,
but can't stand to hear you argue any
longer. It means that you should shut up.
Never
use "Fine" to describe how she
looks. This will cause you to have one of
those arguments
"Five
Minutes"
This
is half an hour.It is equivalent to the
five minutes that your football game is
going to end, before you take out the
trash. So women feel it's an even trade.
"Nothing"
"Nothing"
means something and you should be on your
toes. "Nothing" is usually used
to describe the feeling a woman has of
wanting to turn you inside out, upside
down and backwards. "Nothing"
usually signifies an argument that will
last "Five Minutes" and end
with the word "Fine"
"Go
Ahead"
(with
eyebrows raised)
This
is NOT permission; it's a dare!, if you
mistake it for permission, the result
will be the woman getting upset over
"Nothing", and you'll have a
"five minute" discussion,that
will end with the word "Fine"
"Loud
Sigh"
This
is not actually a word, but still often a
verbal statement. Very frequently
misunderstood by men. A "Loud
Sigh" means that she thinks you are
a complete idiot, and wonders why she is
wasting her time, standing here and
arguing about "Nothing"
"Soft
Sigh"
Again,
not a word, but a verbal statement.
"Soft Sighs" are one of the few
things that some men actually understand.
It means she is momentarily content. Your
best bet is not to move or breathe, in
hopes that the moment will last a bit
longer.
"Oh"
(I
like this one *s*)
This
word-followed by any statement-is
trouble. Example: "Oh, let me get
that", or "Oh, I talked to him
about what you were doing last
night". "If she says"
"Oh" before a statement, run,
do not walk, to the nearest exit. She
will tell you that she is
"Fine", when she is done
tossing your clothes out the window, but
do not expect her to talk to you for at
least two days. "Oh" as the
lead to a sentence, usually signifies,
that you are caught in a lie. Do not try
to lie more to get out of it. Or you will
get a raised eyebrow. "Go
Ahead" , sometimes followed by acts
so unspeakable, that can't bring myself
to write about them.
"That's
Okay"
This
is one of the most dangerous statements
that a woman can say to a man.
"That's Okay" means she wants
to think long and hard before deciding
what the penalty will be of what you have
done. "That's Okay" is often
used with the word "Fine", and
in conjuction with a raised eyebrow
"Go Ahead". Once she has had
time to plan it out, You are in for some
mighty big trouble.
"Please
Do"
This
is not a statement, this is an offer. The
woman is giving you a chance to come up
with an excuse, for what you have done.
In other words, a chance to get yourself
into more trouble. If you handle this
correctly, you shouldn't get a
"That's Okay"
"Thanks"
The
woman is thanking you. don't faint and
don't look for hidden meanings. Just say,
You're Welcome.
"Thanks
A Lot"
"Thanks
a lot", is dramatically different
from "Thanks". A woman will say
"Thanks A Lot" when she is
really ticked off with you. The
"Loud Sigh" usually follows it.
This signifies, that you have hurt her in
some callous way. Be careful not to ask
what is wrong after the "Loud
Sigh". As she will only tell you
"Nothing"
I
hope this was refreshing with alot of
humor init. Thanks my friend for sharing
this with me...Hugzzzz...LadyBerns
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